1 and a quarter hours.
Attention seeking techniques included:
Saying ‘mummy’ in every possible way you can imagine, amazing how much differentiation she can wring from a single word, it’s like jazz improv.
Banging the door shut
Banging the door open
Sticking an arm out of the door
Trying to shut the door on her own fingers
Poking her fingers out from under the door while singing a medley of nursery songs
Opening the door a crack to reveal her crawling on her belly towards the chest of drawers
Unpacking 500 wet wipes on the bed
Standing on the end of the bed, calling ‘mummy’ and falling off
Leaning over end of bed and poking me in the bottom (left the room at this point).
What will she come up with tomorrow?