The word bottom is Rose’s only joke. She now also calls me silly bottom mummy when I do anything stupid, so that’s about 25 times a day. She does know all about humour though, a few weeks ago she fell over and said she had broken her hand, so I got her to hold it up and move it around in several different directions. Finally she stopped wailing, smiled and said ‘Oh! You’re joking’ and wandered off.